I get up onto the dining table when they are not watching, it can be a bit slippery on the books but the taller the piles of books the better the view up the drive.
Don't worry about my feet on the tablecloth - it always gets changed - she has a good supply from Pigott's Store.
The trouble is, sometimes I can't get down without some help.
Of course Bella is such a goodie two-shoes. She's no help.
If I turn away maybe SHE will go away .